About The Rabbits

We, the rabbits come from a long line of vikings and murderers. We love controlling humans. We don't need love but we crave loyalty and the occasional smack on the ass. If you have any clothes to donate, we welcome them as we're often nude and, on occasion like to be clothed in fancy attire. Preferably we'd like overalls or jumpsuits but, we're willing to wear anything. (Hahaha) We're rabbits after all. Our best friends are the dead and we like it that way. If you'd like to be our friend, simply approach us and we'll do the job for you. Don't worry. We're swift and thorough.

Our names are Matt and Mandy. We love our parents but we're orphans. We'd like you to be our lover too. We'll be kind and sexually generous. Maybe we'll even go shopping with you. You never know. Relationships are complex and odd. We can promise you that we'll love you no matter what, though.

We're also currently seeking human slaves "workers". If you've killed a man, no problem. If you've eaten a woman, who cares? If you've been fired from a job, that's fine! We'll "hire" you and we'll pay you less than minimum wage and, hey! I reallly think you'll like it.